Who else but the Land of the Military-Industrial-Christ Complex would come up with ... Ta Da!
Holy Drinking Water for the Troops! However: Let this be a ...
"Warning to sinners: If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting, bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritation."
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Thanks to Echidne of the Snakes for this, who got it from JR on Eschaton
