Sunday, March 21, 2010

Cousin Harold & TAXES

Today, my right-wing Cousin Harold got the following from me:

Dearest Cuz,

Since you detest taxes, why are you still using things taxes buy?

When your house catches fire, put it out yourself!

If someone burglarizes you, jail the burglar (I KNOW building your own jail is expensive, but … so are taxes).

You can’t drive on roads -- they’re paid for with taxes -- so you’ll have to knock on doors getting permission to prance across lawns to get where you need to go.

Also, you won’t be using bridges any more – get a good boat.

Hopefully you have money for private schools for the grandkids?

Sick? My, isn’t it dreadful you can’t drive on roads to a hospital!

And BY ALL MEANS don't forget: when America’s attacked, the military can’t protect *you* – the military’s built with taxes.

Your dearest Cuz who delights in keeping you honest,

thnx to jared wilson for the foto; go HERE to see more of his work.