Friday, September 02, 2005

Baby Bush Huey to the Rescue

Terrorists? Who needs terrorists when we have Baby Huey in the White House? Of course now that the terrorists see how skillful our Homeland Security Department is, they're sure to want to rush in and give it another test. Aren't we lucky?

Just heard today that Bill Clinton turned FEMA (the Federal Emergency Management Agency) into a top-notch federal program, but that Bush boy stripped it and threw it into the Homeland Security Department. And the razor-sharp HSD has had five days to drop food and water into the New Orleans Convention Center (where people are literally dying from lack thereof), and it took them four days to figure out how to do that. Am I just smart? I knew how to drop things the day I was born.

Boy, are we screwed.

I still can't figure it out. Is Baby Huey really this dumb, or is this the work of a mad genius anti-Christ?

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