Monday, January 12, 2015

dying OF LAUGHTER

Five days ago, a few cartoons shook out the massacre of 12 French artists and journalists.

Here are some of these cartoons (with English translations).

Although most seem innocent enough, a few are fairly skanky.

But to murder someone because of a few scratches made on paper -- no matter how offensive -- is pure psychosis.

IMO.  

But that's YAJ* for you, isn't it?  Pure psychosis.

Here's the A-1 beefcake question for you: how do we cream and crush this growing and violent psychosis before it creams and crushes us?
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YAJ is YahwehAllahJehovah, the god of Abraham, a primitive desert war god fabricated 6000 years ago by people who'd gone mentally ill from starvation during the formation of the Sahara and other Asian deserts.




Saturday, January 10, 2015

shaking THE BABY*

The baby needs to understand something:

We are all born innocent as a clean towel fresh out of the dryer.  Arab, Asian, Caucasian, whatever – we are born innocent little stars meant to shine in the sky. 

Innocent, that is, until our heads get pumped full by the big boys and girls, looking like goddesses and gods when we stare up at them from our spot on the rug, with our big innocent baby eyes. 

Some of us get pumped full of poison, and then get names like “Christian,” “Muslim” or “Jew.” 

Now you can be Caucasian, African or Arab and be Jewish, or a white-as-snow Caucasian and still be Muslim.  After you get so old, it’s all up to you.  Has nothing to do with genes or skin color, or which part of the globe you were born in or your ancestors came from.

We are the baby of course.  And we all need to be shaken awake about this: 

The war-god** religions are a cancer on us all, and if we don't destroy them,  they will destroy us.  
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TAGS: Je Suis Charlie, Charlie Hebdo, Paris mourns, the world mourns, terrorism, enough already!
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* I know none of *my* readers would ever shake a real baby.
** The war god today is YAJ -- Yahweh/Allah/Jehovah, the god of Abraham.  Some dudes think YAJ is three separate gods, but he's not.  He's just one warrior deity.  

Sunday, January 04, 2015

swimming IN GODDESSES

Yes the cat is out of the bag: The real Mother Goose was an ancient European goddess. 
But which one?
My readers, all of you pure geniuses when it comes to goddesses, know that Europe once upon a time was literally swimming in goddesses. 
Heaveans to Murgatroyd, listing just the “A” goddesses of Europe alone would take a month of Sundays. 

Here are just the Celtic ones, numbering 19 (and I suspect I've probably missed a few -- if not many):
Abnoba
Acioonna
Adnraste
Adulllata
Agrona
Aibell
Aimend
Aine
Airmed
Alaisiagae
Ancamna
Ancasta
Andarta
Annea
Arduinna
Arianrhod
Arnemetia
Aveta*
Artio
Then you have the Celtic goddesses B to Z.  Then you have Lithuanian goddesses A-Z, Latvian goddesses A-Z, Liechtensteinian goddesses A-Z, etc., etc., etc.

Anyway, what I found out was, Mother Goose wasn’t just one European goddess. 
After the fall of Rome, two goddesses merged, and it was this merger deity who disguised herself as “Mother Goose” – in order to move safely through the Burning Times.
Fascinating, right?
To learn more, including which two goddesses merged and became Mother Goose, pre-order a copy of Breaking the Mother Goose Code now, at Amazon.com.  
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*No matter what I do, I can't get Aveta to stay in line with the rest.  I even moved her up a rung, out of alphabetical order, and she still won't stay put!  All hail, Aveta, She who marches to Her own drummer!

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Solsticing WITH SANTA

THIS YEAR I'm celebrating the Solstice with Santa.

Not the fake one with the beard and belly that shakes like jelly, I'm Solsticing with the real Santa: the Great Goddess Holda, of continental Europe.

It's not a hefty elf in a sleigh who's always brought children gifts in December at night while they sleep, it's Holda.  

Kids leave out cookies and milk for Her (or, in the past, whatever they had in the house that came close -- maybe a mug of lager and a slice of strudel if milk and cookies were nowhere near).

And Holda drinks and nibbles a bit, just to let them know she's been there.

Since Holda grows old with the year, in spring she's young and gloriously gorgeous, and in winter old and regal.

Babies and children she loves all year round.


 MERRY & GLORIOUS WINTER SOLSTICE TO ALL!!!!

Love, 
Athana

Sunday, December 14, 2014

breaking THE MOTHER GOOSE CODE

A humdinger of a new book for goddess lovers is coming available: Breaking the Mother Goose Code: How a Fairy Tale Character Fooled the World for 300 Years.

In this new book, Mother Goose reveals herself as simply a clever disguise for an ancient European Great Goddess, a costume designed to help escort this deity safely through Europe’s Burning Times. 

What’s more, Mother Goose’s fairy tales form a secret, oral Bible.  Like the Christian Bible, Mother’s secret book covers cosmology, theology, morality, and the history of religion (in this case, Europe's “Old Religion”).

Waltzing beyond the Christian Bible, however, this centuries-old fairy-tale Bible possesses secrets about the sacred use of magic.  The author of the book makes the radical claim that certain fairy tales are records of actual shamanic journeys into the Spirit World (or “Otherworld”), taken far in the past by actual European shamans. 

Recently, historians have admitted that Western Europe possessed shamans too, once upon a time, and like all shamans these habitually entered trance in order to do battle with evil spirits. 

After creaming and crushing their evil foes and then snapping out of trance, these ancient and Medieval European shamans returned home bearing magic solutions for everything from illness and infertility to lost children, lost lovers and the need for protection against sexual predation.  

So what about it?  Could “Hansel and Gretel” be a magic spell for locating lost children?  “Jack and the Beanstalk” a spell for winning good luck and good fortune?  “Donkeyskin” a spell for protecting oneself against a would-be rapist?  Get your hands on a copy of Breaking the Mother Goose Code and see for yourself. 

Go HERE now to pre-order the book. 

And while you’re at it, order one to give to your favorite friend during the magic of the Winter Solstice! 

Saturday, November 22, 2014

BILL COSBY & THE Goddess

Thinking he was too awesome to get caught, a black man pigged out on a gigundo basketful of forbidden fruit.

If the world revolved around ancient pre-patriarchal goddesses, would rape ever happen? 

Of course not. 

When we switched from Great Mother Goddesses to war gods*, the bond between men and women was zapped, turning the two sexes into enemies of each other.  Same with blacks & whites.  And whites & reds.  And so on. 

Why? 

Because the war-god world is all about a handful of elites controlling the rest of us, and that handful of halfwits can’t have all of the rest of us playing on the same team, now can they?  

It would make the rest of us too powerful, and their job of controlling us too much of a major pain.   
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*War gods include dudes like Mars, Ares, Odin, Indra and YAJ (YahwehAllahJehovah, the god of Abraham).   

Sunday, November 16, 2014

MASSIVE slide into PAGANISM


OH, how lucky we are here at RGT ... a birdie told me the Chalcedon Foundation and its sweet little Christian elves are paying us secret, periodic visits! 

We must have been verrrrry good, all year long. 

These Chalcedon cuties are the people begging for “the death penalty for homosexuality, striking or cursing a parent, adultery, and lying.”

I could go on, but you get the drift – these crazies want to stone you to death for everything from sneezing to dragging your garbage cans out too early to the curb Monday evenings.      

These little guys are also secretly dredging tons of money into American politics -- just to muck it up. 


According to this little gem of a book, “pop paganism can lead young people into moral and intellectual confusion, drugs, promiscuous sex, unwholesome and unhealthy body modification, and even violent crime, murder, or suicide.”

Excuse for one moment [BWA HA HA HA HAHA HARDY HAR HAR!  HAHAHAHAHA....] [wiping tears from eyes]

Last ten times I heard about kids doing suicide, it was after Chalcedon types filled their heads with nonsense about how being gay landed you on a fast track to "hell," that made-up Christian fantasyland.  

(Anyone who still believes in “hell” prob’ly still believes in Santa, too, what do you wanna bet?)