Big Oil, duckies, is mewling around, now, arching its pretty neck and singing, “To cut prices at the pump, let’s suck all the oil out of Alaska!”
Excuse for a moment, please (HAHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHa HARDY, HAR -- sniffle, sniff -- BWA HAHAHA BWA HA!). Okay. Better now.
Can’t you just see it? We fall for this, (lie #1,234,567), they suck up all our oil – and ...
... sell it to China.
You know they will.
Not only will our pump prices stay static (or rise), we’ll have a wasteland where the Goddess’ green earth used to lie.
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thnx to Jimmy Patterson for the foto
