Wednesday, June 18, 2008


Big Oil, duckies, is mewling around, now, arching its pretty neck and singing,

To cut prices at the pump, let’s suck all the oil out of Alaska!”

Excuse for a moment, please (HAHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHa HARDY, HAR -- sniffle, sniff -- BWA HAHAHA BWA HA!). Okay. Better now.

Can’t you just see it? We fall for this, (lie #1,234,567), they suck up all our oil – and ...

... sell it to China.

You know they will.

Not only will our pump prices stay static (or rise), we’ll have a wasteland where the Goddess’ green earth used to lie.
thnx to Jimmy Patterson for the foto


Aquila ka Hecate said...

...Condi Rice has also come sniffing around in Africa. We've got a little oil, mostly in Nigeria and Equatorial Guinea.
Maybe they thought it'd be a clever move to send a Black woman?
I agree hahhaha..
Terri in Joburg

Athana said...

No doubt, Terri -- they are oh so clever.

I'm just glad you don't have more than a little oil, otherwise Big Oil would have come and knocked you in the head with a jackhammer. Like they have Iraq.

We've gotta figure out how to get Big under control, and soon. Not just Big Oil, but Big Money and Big Religion too. Big has gotten way too Big for its britches.

And it's mostly (maybe entirely) the US that is giving birth to Big. So it's US citizens who need to do most of the work, here. Although a little help from other countries couldn't hurt. Like shaming us the way you have been. Keep it up, y'all. Good job.

Aquila ka Hecate said...

...and Big Pharma and Big Agri.

Aaargh. Big is going to set this planet on fire, sooner rather than later.
It's not just the US - it's all of us.We've all caught the Big Bug. White farmers in South Africa literally cannot see any other way to farm than largescale.
Treatment Action Group, an AIDS activist forum, have been victimising natural helpers (OK, so I see some of their point, but they've got that Big Pharma thing in their heads, too). Our corporate captains want to think of themselves as being part of the Gloval Economy, gods help us.

It's all way out of hand. We need the Goddess back in the world, pretty damn fast.
Terri in Joburg