Wednesday, May 21, 2014


Is your god against war?  Has he ever said, “War is bad”?

No?  Not even once?!

Do you teach Junior to be like your god?  “Junie, be like Jehovah.  He’s a murdurous, gluttonous son-of-a-gun who loses his temper at the drop of a hat, and starts wars on a whim.  Be like him!” 

No?  You say you would sooner eat grubs than tell Junie to be like your god?  Then why the heck do  you worship this grubby-dud deity? 

My Goddess doesn’t start wars.  She presided over three civilizations that eschewed war.* 

What’s more, while she captained the ship, no one was poor.  

No ugly status hierarchies dubbed one dude 1,000,000,000,000 times better than another -- even though both put their pants on one leg at a time, grew hair on their chinny-chin-chins, and periodically hadda wipe ear wax outa their ears.   
* Old Europe, Minoan Crete and the Indus Valley Civilization

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