Wednesday, July 12, 2006

HOW ABOUT A Co-wife (OR 2)?

CHRISTIAN FAMILY VALUES (straight from the Holy Book):

RULE #1: The proper Christian family contains more than one wife -- preferably a couple hundred or more -- and at least one mistress:

"After he left Hebron, David took more concubines and wives in Jerusalem, and more sons and daughters were born to him." 2 Samuel 5:13

King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines: “He had seven hundred wives of royal birth and three hundred concubines ...." 1 Kings 11:3

King Solomon's son Rehoboam had 18 wives and 60 concubines. 2 Chronicles 11:21

"If [a man] marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights." Exodus 21:10

"If a man has two wives, and he loves one but not the other, and both bear him sons...." Deuteronomy 21:15

And in the New Testament, Jesus sanctifies all this by saying: "Do not think I have come to abolish the Law (the Old Testament) or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them." (Matthew 5:17-18)

LET'S TAKE A VOTE: After they kill our abortion rights, d’ya suppose Christians'll go after monogamy next?


Anne Johnson said...

Not while there are any gay people around.

Morgaine said...

Good one, Anne.

They've only recently started to look at one of the many Mormon sects that sells little girls into marriage with old men - and they only did that because Dr. Phil let everybody know what's going on.

These are people who think in finite terms. If you have rights, they think they have fewer. So the more rights they can take from women, the more rights they can give to men.

I'm really tired of dealing with their tiny little minds, aren't you?