Wednesday, July 12, 2006
HOW ABOUT A Co-wife (OR 2)?
CHRISTIAN FAMILY VALUES (straight from the Holy Book):
RULE #1: The proper Christian family contains more than one wife -- preferably a couple hundred or more -- and at least one mistress:
"After he left Hebron, David took more concubines and wives in Jerusalem, and more sons and daughters were born to him." 2 Samuel 5:13
King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines: “He had seven hundred wives of royal birth and three hundred concubines ...." 1 Kings 11:3
King Solomon's son Rehoboam had 18 wives and 60 concubines. 2 Chronicles 11:21
"If [a man] marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights." Exodus 21:10
"If a man has two wives, and he loves one but not the other, and both bear him sons...." Deuteronomy 21:15
And in the New Testament, Jesus sanctifies all this by saying: "Do not think I have come to abolish the Law (the Old Testament) or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them." (Matthew 5:17-18)
LET'S TAKE A VOTE: After they kill our abortion rights, d’ya suppose Christians'll go after monogamy next?