pin THE TAIL ON THE Donkey

Interestingly, a group in Florida calling itself “Pagan” has championed two authors peddling doing bad things to little girls and boys.

 

This Florida group can’t be Pagan, though, because there’s no evidence that historical Pagans ever forced sex onto anyone. 

Catholics and Mormons?  Whole other story. 

So as not to confuse the rest of us, I would strongly suggest that this Florida group start calling itself “Catholic,” or “Mormon.”  

Pin the tail on the donkey, dudes!  Heads it's Catholics, tails it's Mormons!