THE STICK THAT played pagan GOD

So Siberian fisherman NikolayTarasov catches a stick with eyes and a mouth in his net, and instantly – the thing is still dripping wet – the world screams, “My gawd, it’s a Bronze-Age god!”

 “Museum curators dated the figure to over 4,000 years old. Carved in horn which was later fossilized, the Bronze Age figurine shows a pagan god.”

Meanwhile, elaborate, otherworldly, prehistoric, breast-bedecked Bronze-Age figurines seated regally on thrones and flanked by lions are called – are you ready? 

Females. 

Uh-huh. 

If anyone dares call the throned figure a goddess, masses of screaming academics thunder over the hills, thrusting blackboard pointers wildly at the sky and threatening to fry you in grease if you utter such blasphemy again. 

To read how academics claim goddesses and goddess figurines never existed anywhere in the world in prehistory, go HERE (scroll down to “From Chapter 3, Good Times:  But Are They Really Goddesses?”).

Now I ask you: is it any wonder science is getting a bad rep these days? 

PAGANS did DRUGS -- RESPONSIBLY

I don’t mean to be mean, babies, but sometimes Pagans seem so superior to Christians. 

According to this recent archaeological report, our European Pagan ancestors used drugs and alcohol, but unlike Christians, used them responsibly -- for religious purposes only.

In contrast, check out the number of abject alcoholics and addicts in Christian America.   The rates are sorrowful.    

Of course you can’t really blame the poor Christians: if you had Hell hanging over your left shoulder, you’d probably become hooked on drugs too. 

CHRISTIANS:  your "Hell" does not exist.   If it did, I'd have been catapulted there years ago.  And as you can see, I am still busily bedeviling you with this weblog.  

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Thnx to Adoration of the Human Spirit for the picture of the shaman.  Go HERE to see more.  

HOW SOCIOPATHS ate AMERICA for lunch

o Crawling into Congress is simple: just collect more campaign bucks than anyone else.

o How?  Lick the boots of the Rich.

o Dudes who say “Ick!” to licking the Rich, lose the election.

o Therefore, all of Congress are Rich-lickers. 

o The Rich run companies pumping pollution into public space, 24/7.

o This is making the climate morph.

o If the Rich couldn’t pump their crap into public space, they wouldn’t be Rich.

o They therefore order their puppets (Congress) to shriek,“Climate change?!  Climate change???!!!  What climate change!!!”

Since these sociopaths are choking off Mother Earth’s air supply, anyone who loves the Goddess should be shrieking now too.  

be more LIKE JEHOVAH, JUNIOR!

Is your god against war?  Has he ever said, “War is bad”?

No?  Not even once?!

Do you teach Junior to be like your god?  “Junie, be like Jehovah.  He’s a murdurous, gluttonous son-of-a-gun who loses his temper at the drop of a hat, and starts wars on a whim.  Be like him!” 

No?  You say you would sooner eat grubs than tell Junie to be like your god?  Then why the heck do  you worship this grubby-dud deity? 

My Goddess doesn’t start wars.  She presided over three civilizations that eschewed war.* 

What’s more, while she captained the ship, no one was poor.  

No ugly status hierarchies dubbed one dude 1,000,000,000,000 times better than another -- even though both put their pants on one leg at a time, grew hair on their chinny-chin-chins, and periodically hadda wipe ear wax outa their ears.   

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* Old Europe, Minoan Crete and the Indus Valley Civilization

DIRT HAPPENS; clean IT UP

Drag out the brooms.  Today's dirty world needs to be swept clean of dirt, pronto (fighting, meanness, stinginess, etc., etc., etc.).

The fix?  Switching to the peace goddesses that guided Minoan Crete, the Indus Valley Civilization, and Old Europe – all civilizations with 1000-year peace records. 

Why not peace gods, you ask? Why not nice-dude deities like Apollo and Dionysus? 

Because at its core “maleness” means “fight.”  Bucks fight bucks for does.  Lions fight lions for lionesses.  And down at the nitty gritty, spermatozoa fighting spermatozoa for eggs. 

On the other hand, at its core, “femaleness” is “Cut the crap, I need peace and quiet or the babies won’t sleep!”  

IMPORTANT, READ THIS!  Human males are NOT born fighters.  We humans have culture.  Unlike all other animals, we can use culture to create ourselves into anything we want.  

And, to prove it can be done, some triple-star societies have created themselves peaceful – go HERE to see. 

But re: the guiding pictures in our heads, maleness spells Fighting-for-Females.  It’s Nature’s Law.  Ergo, the archetype to mold ourselves around is not male, but “Cut the crap” female.    

cry ME A RIVER

The Great Mother is crying a river over the kidnapped girls in Nigeria, and the people in pain in Ukraine – and these are only humanity’s current firespots, their erupting volcanoes.  So many sore spots on the body of humanity for Her to cry over, all simmering and oozing blood and pain behind closed doors. 

On the other hand, it’s important to remember that some humans are doing okay, and that’s why you see the happy picture above.  We all need to stay happy as possible, otherwise we get dragged down – and then what good are we to anyone? 

Believe it or not, the Mother is even crying for those Nigerian monsters in the Boko Haram (although don’t get me wrong: she’s in a murderous rage over their tactics).  “Boko Haram” is Hausa for “Westernization is sacrilege.”  

And it’s no wonder Boko is bitter about the West.  In the 19th and 20th centuries, Westerners forced Africans into Western ways, helping them rip off Africans’ minerals and oil faster.  Some Africans today – including Boko – are understandably POed about this. 

“While news reports reference Boko Haram's vehement rejections of westernization, it's important to remember that these long-harbored feelings didn't magically appear and British colonialism is the reason that these feelings exist in the first place.”  

Go HERE to read more. 
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Thnx to PeacefulSocieties.org for the photo.  

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