Sunday, November 16, 2014
MASSIVE slide into PAGANISM
OH, how lucky we are here at RGT ... a birdie told me the Chalcedon Foundation and its sweet little Christian elves are paying us secret, periodic visits!
We must have been verrrrry good, all year long.
These Chalcedon cuties are the people begging for “the death penalty for homosexuality, striking or cursing a parent, adultery, and lying.”
I could go on, but you get the drift – these crazies want to stone you to death for everything from sneezing to dragging your garbage cans out too early to the curb Monday evenings.
These little guys are also secretly dredging tons of money into American politics -- just to muck it up.
Go check out their charming review of Not My Child: Contemporary Paganism and the New Spirituality, “a book about ... a massive slide into paganism and the occult...”
According to this little gem of a book, “pop paganism can lead young people into moral and intellectual confusion, drugs, promiscuous sex, unwholesome and unhealthy body modification, and even violent crime, murder, or suicide.”
Excuse for one moment [BWA HA HA HA HAHA HARDY HAR HAR! HAHAHAHAHA....] [wiping tears from eyes]
Last ten times I heard about kids doing suicide, it was after Chalcedon types filled their heads with nonsense about how being gay landed you on a fast track to "hell," that made-up Christian fantasyland.
(Anyone who still believes in “hell” prob’ly still believes in Santa, too, what do you wanna bet?)