The actual name is "Citizens United," but "Citizens Ignited (and Burning Up Fast)" describes it much better.
This egg smells like something dead that has been ripening in the back of your garage since Christmas.
In short, Citizens Ignited (and Burning Up Fast) gives Gazillionaires unbridled power to go to the store and buy a politician -- or usually a whole egg carton full (cheaper by the dozen, and Gazillionaires love to save money, which is partly why they are Gazillionaires).
Yup. It's true.
So get busy; your Mother the Earth will hug and kiss you for it.