A DISEASE TO BE Slashed AT THE KNEES

One of the most gruesome and grisly monsters ever to threaten our Mother Earth is the Kochtopus.

In this week's Mother Jones, the Kochtopus is at it again: trying to eat the EPA, lacerate labor unions, and rout all but the right-iest of the right-wing media.

Go HERE to see.

So, dear readers: what Magic you hide right now up your sleeves, pitch at all eight of those Kochtopus knees!

GOD Hates AMERICA

Right on, dudes at Westboro Baptist Church and the Supreme Court of the USA! Yu have hit the proverbial nail on its very head! Yu are so SMART! The god Jehovah does despise America -- along with the world and everyone in it. He and his triplet bros, Yahweh and Allah? They all hate humanity. All ya hafta do is dance around a bit in their "holy books" to see what I'm sayin' is true.

SO WHY ARE WE TOLERATING DUDES WHO DESPISE US?!?

It's time to pitch these dudes out on their flappy ears. Down with Jehovah, Yahweh and Allah, I say! Up with the glorious, peaceful and humane goddesses and gods who adore us! Time to return the love given us by deities like Isis, Apollo, Holle, Bridget and White Buffalo Woman!

Chucking ABRAHAM

"NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Tennessee is considering making it a felony to follow some versions of the Islamic code known as Shariah, the most severe measure yet put forth by a national movement whose members believe extremist Muslims want Shariah to supersede the Constitution." MORE>>>

Alriiight! We're on our way! Next we need laws making it a felony to follow any god of Abraham!*


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* (And the gods of Abraham are, of course, Jehovah, Yahweh, and Allah)