Who else but the Land of the Military-Industrial-Christ Complex would come up with ... Ta Da!
Holy Drinking Water for the Troops! However: Let this be a ...
"Warning to sinners: If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting, bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritation."
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Thanks to Echidne of the Snakes for this, who got it from JR on Eschaton
"The initial idea behind this product is to provide people with a daily reminder that they can and should do good in life and that they may not be as bad of a person as they think.”
ReplyDeleteyuk x_x
This is a joke, yes?
ReplyDeleteLooks a little Landover Baptist.
Love,
Terri in Joburg
I was fascinated by the concept of holy water as a child and was not happy until I knew the exact location it come from I thought as child it must come from jeruselem or so holy shrine in antioch or thessaly to my great consternation in came from the LA aquaduct..I guess the day to day practicality of religion has always disappointed me I try to use mountain spring was or sea water in rituals
ReplyDeleteTerri, if I might ask, what is a landover Baptist?
ReplyDeletePaxton, people can and should do good in life, but your Daddy War god inspires them to make war. That's not good. He also tells them they're born bad. That's not good either.
sopka, the War-God religions are so hokum it must be hard for their own practitioners to take them seriously. "Holy" water from the LA aqueduct sounds about par for their course.
ReplyDeleteHi Athana,
ReplyDeletehttp://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Very funny.
Love,
Terri in JOburg
Terri, Very much worth adding to my List of Good Sites. Thnx!
ReplyDeleteI'm a firm believer in holy water, as I imbibe the sacred H2O of Berkeley Springs. However, if I were to bottle it, I would not say it would cause harm to sinners. It's good for all, as is everything Mother Earth provides for us.
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