… TO MEMORIZE:
We humbly thank Mr. Fred Phelps for the verses below (Mr. Phelps uses them to prove that “god is laughing, mocking and deriding hypocritical, fag-infested West Virginia”):
(1) “The One enthroned in heaven laughs; the Lord scoffs at them. Then he rebukes them in his anger and terrifies them in his wrath.” Psalms 2:4-5
(2) "I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. " Prov. 1:26-27.
(3) "The Lord shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly;
because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me." Deut. 28:20.
Mr. Phelps suggests that West Virginians should “Thank god for 12 dead miners,” since these men are signs that the lordgod is spitting mad at them (WVs) for allowing gays, lesbians, bisexuals and the transgendered over the West Virginia state line, and if WV would just chuck all those GLBTs, no WV miner ever again would have to die.
Daily Lesson: Don’t forget kids, the Bible’s lordgod laughs like mad when you get a boo-boo, take sick, and/or die.
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thnx to sol one for the foto
Please tell Mr. Phelps to visit WV at his earliest convenience to deliver this message in person. Tell him to make sure his health plan and life insurance are all paid up. Tell him the best place to deliver his in-person message would be on top of a cliff, so everyone in the state can hear him at the same time.
ReplyDeletePhelpsy, here's a hint. No one tells a West Virginian how to behave, except another West Virginian. We are just picky about that.
And Phelpsy, while we're at it: My Norton Antivirus Parental Control blocks your blog for content. You must be one hell of a guy.
Hee. I'll relay the message if and when I get the chance, Anne. The cliff placement -- I'm sure Mr. Phelps will like that, given that it will allow him to make a bigger "splash" in the state once he's there.
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