A few weeks ago one of my cousins sent me a list of bloopers that "actually appeared in church bulletins, or were read from bulletins as announcements." I thought a few of these pearls belonged on this blog:
o "Don't let worry kill you off ... let the Church help."
o "Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done."
o "The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict."
o "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community."
o "Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you."
o "The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'"
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