Saturday, November 12, 2016

PLEASE pass THE PAIN


Please pass the pain.  More pain, anyone?  My pain doesn’t have enough salt.  I’ll have another helping of pain, please.  Thank you for the lovely pain, it was delicious.

Chew your pain well before swallowing.  Come on in!  The pain is in the oven, ready to serve!

How much is your red hot pain today? … I’ll have one serving along with a tall, frosty glass of motor oil.


DEAREST GREAT MOTHER, 

       Please help us in our good fight to vanquish The Pain.  

Yours, 
Athena and the rest of the human species